By Silas Oiriga.
The Luo community as we all know are eager and anxious of the presidency . Below are a few different ways they are likely to behave once Raila clinches the presidential seat.
1) The Gor Mahia uniform will replace the official armed forces uniform and the tilapia fish will be the new symbol for the court of arms.
2) Any Luo will be allowed to make arrests on anyone without any identification or warrant of arrest.
3) All the chapo dondo hotels will be elevated to 5 star hotels.
4) Every individual Luo will be addressed as 'Sirkal' .
5) The Akala shoes will be an official foot-ware in parliament .And the mkeka cap a must.
6) Kisumu will automatically become the capital City of Kenya.
7) PSV's will be required to offer free rides to Luos claiming 'Baba atalipa' or 'Baba asalipa'.
8 ) Luo will demand free expensive drinks from pubs and Free dishes from hotels.
9) The Luo Council of Rogue Youths will among other duties collect taxes and inspect homesteads to ensure they are well groomed.
10) All office female secretaries will be required to wear mini-skirts with tops showing their cleavge.
11) Luo Language will be taught in schools alongside English,Kiswahili,French et.c
12) The national anthem will be translated and sang in Luo Language.
13) Permanent State House Ohangla and Rumba bands will always be on standby to entertain Agwambo and his guest.
14) Kenyatta Intentional Conference Center (KICC) will change name to Jaramogi Oginga Odinga Conference Centre.
15) Jomo Kenyatta International Airport will be called Jaramogi International Airport.
16) Nyayo National Stadium will be called Fidel Odinga Stadium.
17) Bondo will be a holy site with a monument of all Luo heroes including Dr.Robert Ouko,Tom Mboya, Mzee Jaramogi e.t.c
18 ) The next 5 years will be dared a homecoming-party season for Agwambo and his team of eminent International guests.
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